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Old 16-08-2003, 10:15 AM
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Tell Us Your Idea Of Shitology

...and I'll tell you mine.

Mine is:

You wake up 3 am in the morning when everybody else is asleep and you won't have anyone to talk to so you just pretend the wall has come alive and you start talking to it.

You look in the mirror and find all those lines indented on your face from the fucking pillow.

You wanna watch the TV but you can't find the remote and the on/off botton doesn't work.

You wanna log into the internet and post @ AAS but the phone line is as dead as a dead horse.

You think about driving your car to another place where it is not 3 amm there but you find out that you forget to put gas.

Hey, you think it can't get worse than that. Well listen ta dis:

The woman you love ignores you and hates your guts and you got no where to go so you basically choke on the fact you'll probably die young and lonely in a car crash when you car stops mysteriously while crossing the train railway with a train coming up at full speed.

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Old 16-08-2003, 10:36 AM
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Hey mosquito, you know sometimes music helps on a gloomy day. Something nice from Enrique Iglesias maybe? I know you're a big fan...

Didn't like my comment? Ok, shoot me :P

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Old 16-08-2003, 10:40 AM
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Ok.
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Old 16-08-2003, 10:48 AM
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Ok, I'm half disgusted, half laughing. :roll:

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Old 16-08-2003, 10:54 AM
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Sorry. Can you blame me? *pouts*

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Old 16-08-2003, 11:06 AM
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I see you, everything's fine 8) I could edit and remove the 'half disgusted' but I'm too lazy
 

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