20-10-2009, 07:15 AM
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N97 Firmware - A Somerset Rant
Where be that firmware to?
I know where 'e be!
'e be in yon Nokia bush, And I be after 'e!
And 'e sees I, And I sees 'e, And 'e knows I be after 'e,
With a ruddy girt stick, I'll clobber 'e
Firmware! I'll 'ave 'e !
That is all...
[Thanks to the Wurzels for drinkin zider & singing silly songs - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zbtAxQdZcU
Last edited by davecozens; 20-10-2009 at 10:02 AM.
Reason: link wuz broken
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20-10-2009, 09:04 AM
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Now that is bloody funny Dave! 
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20-10-2009, 09:28 AM
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Ta muchly...
Mind you, location-wise you're almost a yokel yourself so you probably understood it all
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20-10-2009, 09:53 AM
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That's true Dave.
When I read your post I thought your ditty may well be lost on the majority of members. (you may want to update your YouTube link).
I've actually seen the Wurzels live and they were funny.
As they say, down this way... "Ow be'est ol butt"?
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20-10-2009, 10:02 AM
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Dagnammit. Link don't work. Fixing it now...
And fixed...
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20-10-2009, 10:14 AM
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Since I've managed to ammuse at least one person, here's the full version (as made up by me, just now): -
[Chorus]
Where be that firmware to?
I know where 'e be!
'e be in yon Nokia bush, And I be after 'e!
And 'e sees I, And I sees 'e, And 'e knows I be after 'e,
With a ruddy girt stick, I'll clobber 'e
Firmware! I'll 'ave 'e !
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
'Ow's 'E Fadder?
(Audience Answer) Allright!
All me life I'm on the 'net,
Workin' for me keep
Tendin' twitter tweets and blogs,
And they facebook peeps
And then while I'm workin',
there's one who always mocks me
He sittin up 'dere in Finland,
firmware I'll 'ave thee!
Chorus
Underneath the open source
t'Forum loves to whine.
We likes to 'ear the flappin'
of the Nokia party line
We listens to a tuneful song,
a load of Nokia sh*t,
But on me longed for N97
they scored a direct hit!
Chorus
If I goes out driving',
a creepin' through the fields,
With Ovi Maps 3.0 beta,
a followin' at me heels.
If I aim me trusty car at a turning on the way
That bloody firmware starts his row
and goes the wrong bloody way!
Chorus
No longer can I sleep at night,
get peace of any kind,
That firmware'll be the death of me,
he's prayin' on me mind!
If I chase him long enough,
I'll get 'en by and by,
And celebrate me vict'ry
wit a girt big firmware pie!
Chorus
When I say "made up", I mean "heavily modified blackbird, byt he wurzels)
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