View Full Version : Mildly rude joke ;)


SwitchBlade
28-01-2002, 09:34 PM
Turn back on fear all who are easily scared by rudeness.....

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Steve has bought a motorbike but everytime it rains the seal leaks and he has to put Vaseline on it to stop it. He carries a jar of Vaseline with him where ever he goes, in case it starts to rain, so he can cover the seal.

One night he is going to his girlfriends house to meet her parents when he gets there his girlfriend is stood outside waiting for him, she tells him not to talk at the dinner table, as the first person to speak has to "do the dishes"!

When he gets inside it's just as she has described it, the pots are piled high to the ceiling and no one is saying a word. He thinks "I'm going to have bit of fun here"!!.... he grabs the mother, clears the dinner table and shags her.....when finished they both sit back down, still no one is saying a word, the girlfriend is furious and Dad is seething. Steve thinks "I'm going to have a bit more fun" he grabs his girlfriend throws her on the dinner table and shags her.....still, no one is saying a word. The mother is a little jealous, his girlfriend is much happier and Dad is livid.

All of a sudden the heavens open and it begins to pour down, Steve jumps up, pulls the Vaseline from his back pocket when Dad stands up and says......."**** that, I'll do the dishes"!!!!

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FOX HOUND
25-02-2003, 05:05 AM
:D :D :D :D

jamella
25-02-2003, 05:49 AM
:D :D :D :D :D

The Party Boy
25-02-2003, 05:49 AM
:turn-l: :turn-l: :turn-l: :turn-l: :turn-l:

Link
25-02-2003, 05:55 AM
:D :D :D :robot:

The Godfather
25-02-2003, 09:13 AM
:)

SwitchBlade
25-02-2003, 02:24 PM
Damn people that joke was posted a year ago!!! Talk about sifting the archives.

FOX HOUND
25-02-2003, 05:24 PM
i had nothing better to do.....
8) :D :D :D

Link
08-03-2003, 10:52 AM
i had nothing better to do.....
8) :D :D :D

Check out the "Are u really bored" post by Laura, I'm sure you will find something nice to do ;)

The Godfather
08-03-2003, 05:27 PM
:shocked!:

The Party Boy
08-03-2003, 06:20 PM
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

The Godfather
08-03-2003, 06:27 PM
I re-read this...
Nice one! :D

Link
09-03-2003, 04:46 AM
:shocked!:


:D :D :D :D :D

The Party Boy
09-03-2003, 05:09 AM
:lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

jamella
11-03-2003, 11:50 AM
:shocked!:


nice emoticon!