TANKERx
14-11-2002, 06:41 PM
Hey, I'm a pretty chilled kinda guy. I take life as it comes and as long as it doesn't involve spiders, dentists or relationships, my chill factor is Ok. In fact, I'm usually so chilled, I gotta sit in a freezer to warm up!
But what un-chills me real bad is when something does happen (usually involving a spider, a dentist or a relationship) and some hippy dude with sandals and socks tells me to chill.
"Shut your face dicknose!" is what I want to say. I want to grab a cocktail stick and ram it so far up his nose, I can see it sticking into his eyeball! "Is this chilled enough you halfwit little turd!?" is what I'll say as the blood trickles from his nostril and he screams in terror.
When I remove the cocktail stick, and he starts hollerin' about how he's gonna sue me, I'll tell him to chill.
8) Yeah, I'm chilled.......
But what un-chills me real bad is when something does happen (usually involving a spider, a dentist or a relationship) and some hippy dude with sandals and socks tells me to chill.
"Shut your face dicknose!" is what I want to say. I want to grab a cocktail stick and ram it so far up his nose, I can see it sticking into his eyeball! "Is this chilled enough you halfwit little turd!?" is what I'll say as the blood trickles from his nostril and he screams in terror.
When I remove the cocktail stick, and he starts hollerin' about how he's gonna sue me, I'll tell him to chill.
8) Yeah, I'm chilled.......