View Full Version : J2theIZZO vs MaleBuffy Movie


MaleBuffy
05-11-2002, 05:54 AM
This is the place were the movie is developed! :)
Feel free top add scenes by yourself :)

Starring J2theIZZO as :robot:
and MaleBuffy as :vamp:


Scene 1!

:vamp: enters the room, there is noone there, so he thinks that :robot: is hiding somewhere! :vamp: looks :roll: around the room but nothing. He enters the bedroom and sees :robot: :sleeping:

Without even giving him a chance ( because he is a chicken shit ) he :2gunfire: at him but J2theIZZO manages to :scatter: (Only because i dont want to end the movie here) .......

to be continued by anyone who feels like it :)

N9210
05-11-2002, 10:23 AM
N9210 = :morning:

:morning: enters the room, has a :roll: around. Gets out his :snipersmile: shoots :robot: & :vamp:

Now J2theIZZO & MaleBuffy = :angel:

Feeling bad for what he has done :morning: decides to kill himself
:microwave:

TANKERx
05-11-2002, 01:20 PM
Visiting the three graves, :bday: decides that the best way to mourn would be to bake a commemorative jelly-pie made of the sweetest herbs and spices found while frolicking through the tin mines of Bristol.

Upon baking the pie, he realised that he wasn't using as many icons as the prvious posters. Not wanting to look like a girly wuss, he phoned Warnold the Winking Wobblyman ( ;) ) for some ideas on which icons to use. ;) told him to naff off and leave him alone. This really upset :bday: and he went to bed, crying like a crying thing.

When he got up, he wanted a poo, but couldn't :x . He pushed :( , pushed :o and pushed :black: until he could no longer push. Without any warning, a shoe popped out of his bottom.

Wearing a boot and this bottom-popping shoe, he went to collect his cake, and presented it to the village elders who threw biros, pencil sharpeners and various other cookery utensils at him. This convinced him that his girlfriend really did love him and he phoned her up.

Unfortunately, she was using a Microsoft phone and so he had to buy a client license to hear what she was saying and a server license for her to hear what he was saying. After ten minutes for the licenses to be activated, he finally got around to telling her that he loved her and her tongue. She told him that she loved him, but only when he wasn't fishing, watching the football or trying to fit the cat into a dog shaped hole.

N9210
05-11-2002, 02:43 PM
Don't you just hate movies that end like that!!! I mean they just leave you hanging!!!

So I have to know Tankerx - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAKE??????!?!?!

:morning:

GhostDog
05-11-2002, 03:09 PM
:rocol: : i come in peace.

MaleBuffy
05-11-2002, 03:45 PM
WOW! This movie is going to be a success! I can see it right now!

Smilies in Black :D

Dazler
05-11-2002, 04:15 PM
I'll start making the game so I can release it on the P800 ;)

J2theIZZO
05-11-2002, 07:26 PM
Muffy V's JIZZO game!!!......I want royalities in the way of a free P800 to play it on ;) :D ;)

J2theIZZO
05-11-2002, 07:29 PM
And the story continues.......

Seen as though J2theIZZO is a :robot: , bullets don't affect him in anyway (Nor do MS,Viruses, Trojans or anything else...He's unbeatable).

He dug himself out of his grave and :D at Muffy and then said "I told you I always win" ;)

Dazler
05-11-2002, 08:11 PM
And the story continues.......

Seen as though J2theIZZO is a :robot: , bullets don't affect him in anyway (Nor do MS,Viruses, Trojans or anything else...He's unbeatable).

He dug himself out of his grave and :D at Muffy and then said "I told you I always win" ;)

Sorry pulled your plug, while I was vacuming this forum :p but don't worry I'll put you in the garage so you won't stand in the way. ;p

J2theIZZO
05-11-2002, 08:53 PM
:robot: I will live on you wait and see...I can tell some of you are moving towards the darkside :robot:

TheSpecialBoy
05-11-2002, 09:18 PM
:sleeping: Waking Up in a bright new day 8) the :lilangel: takes a :roll: at what :morning: (N9210) did by :snipersmile: the two friends of AAS (US) :robot: & :vamp: and because they ware :angel: and still :agrue: , :lilangel: decided not to send them to old :evil: . So for this reason spoked with :x-mas: and decided to give a :bday: to AAS by bringing them back to :multi: motion.

Now that our friends :robot: & :vamp: are back alive, they decided to :microwave: Dazler a :popcorn: and go to his :bday:

Here a lot of ppl ware :scatter: and :shocked!: by the newest :rainbow1: :olympic: phones of Nokia.

It was a great party with a lot of :splat: :eggface: :changes: and so on.

So our friends felt OK and suddently a :crazyeyes: :scrambleup: :onfire: .... invited them to join for Beckamp wife Kidnaping....

To be Continued

The

Dazler
05-11-2002, 09:36 PM
Didn't now I throw such good party's :) Nice ;)

J2theIZZO
05-11-2002, 09:57 PM
That's the best one yet!

:robot:

MaleBuffy
05-11-2002, 10:10 PM
Agree :D LEts partyyyyy :)

J2theIZZO
05-11-2002, 10:14 PM
I see you've had your ranking changed...So your a Symbian Addict?...Is that what the £20 note is for?... :D

What about a JIZZO V's Muffy game for the 7650 then?

Should we put the idea to Bitween? :D

JyriK
05-11-2002, 10:16 PM
:D :D :D
Quite a good party :bday: , but wot no beer. :o
:D
Where is beer emoticon?? its a must have. I demand some beer ! :D

MaleBuffy
05-11-2002, 10:19 PM
I already replied to RobyOne about the game idea! However, I dont want to email them because I am afraid of their reply! :D

J2theIZZO
05-11-2002, 10:22 PM
I already replied to RobyOne about the game idea! However, I dont want to email them because I am afraid of their reply! :D

I've had a better idea....A AllAboutSymbian RPG/Beat'em'up/Doomish whatever but we'd have all of the main characters from the forum.

We could sell it on the site to pay for Bandwidth.

J2theIZZO
05-11-2002, 10:24 PM
lol....imagine it :D

TheSpecialBoy
05-11-2002, 10:29 PM
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

It was a HUGE :2gunfire: :2gunfire: and :robot: has finished :snipersmile: ammo until last 8) :angel: :scatter:

To be Continued

MaleBuffy
05-11-2002, 10:30 PM
Mr. Bitween ? Mr. Bitween! Are u listening?

TheSpecialBoy
05-11-2002, 10:53 PM
PART II



:robot: and :vamp: decided to make something for their life.Winn big Money and live :D :D :D, :sleeping: and eat :popcorn: :infinity: until :angel: .

As they found at latest :bday: , they decided to still from :microwave: the :painting: .

The only problem was that :painting: was well guarded by 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) and :2gunfire: .

After a stong :morning: they split.

:vamp: was :snipersmile: the area and :robot: played as :silly: at the entrance making :shocked!: face.

He decidet to put something in :morning: and all the 8) ware :sleeping: in the next 5 minutes.

Sa he entered with his :rainbowafro: butt in the room where :painting: was :D at him.

He took a :o and a :roll: looking for :changes: but decidet to take only :painting:

At the exit, he found the 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) very :rofl: :bad-words: . Then :vamp: started :snipersmile: at 8) 8) 8) 8) .

:robot: took also his :2gunfire: and this was a mess.

The fight was :infinity: .

Finaly they :onfire: :multi: :scatter: with the :painting:
and make :olympic: money.

Now they :popcorn: :morning: :puppydogeyes: and sometimes :agrue: about that :2gunfire:

People are :shocked!: about this change in the life of :robot: and :vamp:

MaleBuffy
05-11-2002, 11:08 PM
Bow I know why your username is SpecialBoy :D :D :D

TheSpecialBoy
05-11-2002, 11:13 PM
Bow I know why your username is SpecialBoy :D :D :D

As I use to say, sometimes I make mistakes.

Thank you. It is this :Fade-color Site and you :D :) :( :o :-? 8) :D :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :roll: ;) :fadein: :angel: :black: :robot: :agrue: that makes all worht staying up a 2 AM posting :P ;)

TheSpecialBoy
05-11-2002, 11:16 PM
MOVIE BRAKE


Question:

Guess the author:

Born in the :usa
Born in the :usa

:roll:

Damn, I love this Roll

GhostDog
06-11-2002, 02:26 PM
What about an even harder title,MaleBuffy - Intravenous Symbian Consumer,that goes double for J2theIZZO and some other guys here,its more suitable,those zilion post are intimidating :)

J2theIZZO
06-11-2002, 02:45 PM
Beware, I've just taken delivery of 2 new IV's so I can be SuperIZZO :robot: :robot:

MaleBuffy
06-11-2002, 02:47 PM
Ha! I now have a friend that will fight with me! It's :angel:

Dazler
06-11-2002, 02:54 PM
Your still at the Buffy&Angel episodes?

MaleBuffy
06-11-2002, 02:56 PM
Not really, but this is conviniet so that I have more chances agains the Evil Robot :robot: who wants to destroy the world! :P

J2theIZZO
06-11-2002, 03:00 PM
And you think i'm alone?...You will never know what goes on in the "secret" forum.

Rafe, Dazler, Ewan, Loonyworld, SwitchBlade, TANKERx, Talk2sk, Edgedale to name a few are all on my side.

You will never defeat the forces of the darkside.

:robot: SuperIZZO :robot:

MaleBuffy
06-11-2002, 03:13 PM
I am doomed! Good think that I am already dead! Well sort of! have to find some supporters! :D

samthepaokfan
06-11-2002, 03:14 PM
You will never walk Alone, File aptin Kavala !!!

Filakia

GhostDog
06-11-2002, 03:29 PM
You can count on my sword MaleBuffy.
May the gods shine upon you.

J2theIZZO
06-11-2002, 03:40 PM
Resistance is useless....YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!

Nah on a serious note I think all of this :agrue: has got a bit out of hand.

Lets all be nice to each other from now on....

lol...I think i'm getting a virus....DIE!!!! :robot: :2gunfire:

MaleBuffy
06-11-2002, 04:04 PM
I will call for a secret meating with my no hopers! The message can appear everywhere, someone might call you, watch our for TV messages and encrypted subconcious images.....we will fight for our pies!

:snipersmile: :angel:

We are now formally known as "The Muffy Bregade with bells and everything"

J2theIZZO
06-11-2002, 04:10 PM
Really Muffy?, that's a bit of a soft name. :D

MaleBuffy
06-11-2002, 04:22 PM
Hmmmm.......editing again eh? Have to think of something!

J2theIZZO
06-11-2002, 04:27 PM
Face it muffy..I told you I always win! ;)

I've really had enough for day, my sides are hurting from laughing so much :D

I better get some work done, as I haven't even started yet.

Malebuffy (Haven't called you that for a while) wanna quit?

MaleBuffy
06-11-2002, 04:29 PM
I never quit, although I could use a short break :D

Have to stop smiling to the screen before someone thinks I am crazy or something! Ahhh! Back to work....posting :P

SwitchBlade
06-11-2002, 06:03 PM
I dissappear for a few days to find the site has moves, more emoticons have appeared and chaos has broken out......

J2theIZZO
06-11-2002, 06:15 PM
I dissappear for a few days to find the site has moves, more emoticons have appeared and chaos has broken out......

Welcome back to the new forum with gun fights and screaming!

Looks like you may have to change your avatar to reflect the name change :D

Dazler
06-11-2002, 06:23 PM
You've been away quite some time :) One day on AAS equals almost a week in the realworld.

JyriK
06-11-2002, 06:58 PM
True, I went out just for a while, and now there seems to be hundreds of new posts unread. damn. :(
:D

GhostDog
06-11-2002, 08:04 PM
That is because of the Jizzo VS Muffy factor,its an endless increment.

Dazler
06-11-2002, 08:07 PM
uhu, the forums are their playground.

N9210
07-11-2002, 10:07 AM
That is because of the Jizzo VS Muffy factor,its an endless increment.

increment? shouldn't that be excrement? ;)

whiplash
07-11-2002, 12:17 PM
these new emoticons brought an omen to the forum i guess. ;)

J2theIZZO
07-11-2002, 12:38 PM
Leave us alone! :cry:

GhostDog
07-11-2002, 01:12 PM
That is because of the Jizzo VS Muffy factor,its an endless increment.

increment? shouldn't that be excrement? ;)

Yes,another typo,i will edit my post later and correct my mistake :)

SwitchBlade
07-11-2002, 01:18 PM
We need more smileys, and decent ones.

Dazler
07-11-2002, 06:03 PM
Don't like all those new flashy smillies :p

J2theIZZO
07-11-2002, 07:02 PM
If you take them away leave me there :robot:

sanjay2402
07-11-2002, 07:09 PM
Just saw...errr.. read the movie. (finished a sackful of popcorn).

WILL YOU GUYS STOP MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

MaleBuffy
07-11-2002, 08:34 PM
No! :D

J2theIZZO
07-11-2002, 08:39 PM
Muffy when do you go away on holiday?, I'm going to book the week of work and sit on the forum all day! (You think i'm joking)

MaleBuffy
07-11-2002, 08:40 PM
I will be leaving on the 12th and return on the 22nd! However, than god someone invented Internet Cafes :D

J2theIZZO
07-11-2002, 08:47 PM
Pah!, your going on holiday to sit in an Internet Cafe?

I'll make it 2 weeks off then.

I'm going to Germany in about 3 weeks so you get to catch me up again :x

MaleBuffy
07-11-2002, 09:09 PM
Hmmm! You are right! Maybe I am going to take a short break from AAS!

sanjay2402
07-11-2002, 09:09 PM
:o :o Both of you going on vacations? What's gonna happen to AAS :o

JyriK
08-11-2002, 04:53 AM
Where is everybody ? :sleeping: ?
Now I have guns http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/jyrikup/smilies/kill0000.gif, but cant use em :( damn.
I feel so http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/jyrikup/smilies/dork.gif now.

:) Gonna make an ambush here now. hehee. http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/jyrikup/smilies/devil-grin.gif
Pulling an allnighter tonight, and in about 2 hours gonna go to buy Grand Theft Auto: Vice City :D :D :D for my PS2

JyriK
08-11-2002, 06:31 AM
Got lastnight that Cosmic Fighter game because translated it to finnish :D
Havent got chance to install it thou, because it take over 800kb of memory.
damn.

J2theIZZO
08-11-2002, 08:45 AM
I've been playing on Cosmic fighters all of this week too, it's a brilliant game, Bitween have such clever people working for them, hey Muffy?

Mr Bitween........*Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge....Go on Muffy a little backhander might get things going faster......*Cough* Muffy V's Jizzo*Cough*

:D :D :D

:robot:

MaleBuffy
08-11-2002, 08:48 AM
Yea Bitween are brilliant! The best ever! *cough* M vs J game *cough*

??? :vamp:

Dazler
08-11-2002, 11:58 AM
I've been playing on Cosmic fighters all of this week too, it's a brilliant game, Bitween have such clever people working for them, hey Muffy?

Mr Bitween........*Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge....Go on Muffy a little backhander might get things going faster......*Cough* Muffy V's Jizzo*Cough*

:D :D :D

:robot:

I guess you are refering to me and TheSpecialboy :p

J2theIZZO
08-11-2002, 12:39 PM
No I'm not refering to anyone in particular *Cough*Bitween*Cough*

:D :D

Dazler
08-11-2002, 12:56 PM
*cough* :p *cough*

GhostDog
08-11-2002, 02:43 PM
Stop that post stealing cough thing!! :)

N9210
08-11-2002, 04:01 PM
I've got some cough syrup here, looks like someone needs some... 8)

J2theIZZO
08-11-2002, 05:50 PM
Muffy, I've given up on the idea of getting our game made by Bitween, there obviously not interested.

Lets make our own Muffy Vs JIZZO, mugs, pens, t-shirts, hats, flags etc etc.......

Then we can make a real movie using Hantro MP4 recorder:D

It'll be huge! (Well about 10 seconds if we're lucky)

MaleBuffy
08-11-2002, 08:43 PM
Yeah, those people @ Bitween dont know about quality games, oh well....maybe TAITO will one day see the oportunity! I am going to change my signature to reflect the change!

J2theIZZO
08-11-2002, 09:10 PM
I've also decided to stop being SuperIZZO :robot: and just be normal everyday J2theIZZO :D I was getting a bit tedious backing up my HD all the time, I ran out of DAT tapes :roll:

Nosferatu
09-11-2002, 06:54 AM
:black: cough..cough...cough... (this is just to help my post counts... heheh) :black:

J2theIZZO
09-11-2002, 12:58 PM
:black: cough..cough...cough... (this is just to help my post counts... heheh) :black:

No this is a well thought out, well structured conversation.

Nosferatu
09-11-2002, 01:32 PM
I've got some cough syrup here, looks like someone needs some... 8)

:black: I need those syrup now... cough..cough...cough... please... :black:

GhostDog
09-11-2002, 01:44 PM
Me too,cough...cough.
I think this is geting really annoying :)

J2theIZZO
09-11-2002, 01:56 PM
Your just blatently taking posts now, stop it!, I did it for a reason other than my post count (900 here we come :D )

Dazler
10-11-2002, 03:19 PM
Your just blatently taking posts now, stop it!, I did it for a reason other than my post count (900 here we come :D )
:) ( :p )

Nosferatu
10-11-2002, 03:56 PM
Your just blatently taking posts now, stop it!, I did it for a reason other than my post count (900 here we come :D )

8) sorry... cough..cough...

whiplash
11-11-2002, 02:54 PM
"a day in real world is a week on AAS" -- i've read this somewhere here.

it's true, i was just away for a day... and this particular thread is now at 6 pages!!

when will the showdown stop??

cough... cough...

whiplash
11-11-2002, 02:55 PM
and special request -- can we have a "coughing" emoticon here???

JyriK
11-11-2002, 03:08 PM
That seems to be really needed here :D
Or some medicine for it... :)

Nosferatu
11-11-2002, 04:38 PM
:black: too late for those... i've turned black... :black:

LAuRA
01-07-2003, 07:32 PM
For the memory of MaleBuffy (not that he's dead or anything...) I want to brush the dust off of this old thread. If we now have the Swamp, back then there was The Movie. :D

J2theIZZO
01-07-2003, 10:14 PM
Yeah, hope you all loved me kicking Malebuffys ass! :D

Those were the days! :)

Jadeviper
02-07-2003, 07:03 AM
Those were the days! :)

Back when you only had 900 posts.... ;)

Edgedale
03-07-2003, 01:54 AM
Hehehehehehe


Yeah, hope you all loved me kicking Malebuffys ass! :D

Those were the days! :)