male or female?
male

MAC or PC
PC

GOD or Satan
GOD!

Homo or Hetero?
Hetero, definitely

Gay or Les?
Dun push your luck, pal!

Basketball or Soccer
Soccer

Man U or Liverpool
Arsenal

England or Brazil
Brazil

Beckham or Zidane
Zidane, u dun compare zidane wif anyone.....

Bible or Harry Potter
Bible

noob or ancient
noob

funny or serious
funny, or i would like to think i am 8)

Britney or Christina
Hey, is that the new phone u were tellin me?

Genius or Idiot
Idiot, if that makes u guys feel better.......

Dumb or Dumber
Dumber

Employed or Unemployed
Employed, barely....

C++ or Java
C++

Dreamweaver or Frontpage
Dreamweaver

Optimist or Pessimist
Hybrid

Half empty or Half Full
Half Full, waiter! could u fill this up pls, make it FULL. thks

Herbivore or Carnivore
Carnivore

Porn or Beer
Sex