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SwitchBlade
31-01-2002, 09:28 AM
Hello all, I've decided to start now but posting at least one new thread here a day on something random, untill you take notice and post random textual rubbish here yourselves.
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TANKERx
04-02-2002, 02:56 PM
Good morning,

This morning, I shaved my ant and showed it how to do finger painting before letting it loose on apple quarters.

I then had <I>my</I> breakfast, much to the ant's indignation. I tried to explain that I too had needs worth addressing and breakfast was one of them.

It then proceeded to explain how to use pointers in PASCAL, a language I haven't used for a long time but I humoured the ant, just as one does when you are told a joke that you already know, feigning shocked laughter as the long known punchline arrives.

After posting a letter to my knee (who is on holiday in Spain), I went to work and it is from there that I inform you of my day.

SwitchBlade
04-02-2002, 03:00 PM
Why would I never be able to think up something as daft as that myself.
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FOX HOUND
26-02-2003, 02:16 AM
so it was you who started it all SwitchBlade 8)
:D :D :D

Mint_Sauce
26-02-2003, 03:07 AM
So there I was, looking at a cat with no nose and three legs. I pondered, how many frogs died to make that leg only for the cat to seem so happy without it? I shouted at it but it just tried to convert me into a christian blue berry. I had to get away and ring my ancestors, they always knew what was going on.

I'm tired..... :roll:

jamella
26-02-2003, 03:33 AM
Good morning, im now looking forward to say good afternoon but not goodbye!

Alibi
26-02-2003, 05:26 AM
good morning :-?
god morgon 8)

all you guys nice a nice day now! ;)

Edgedale
26-02-2003, 06:08 AM
:x What so great about the morning!!! I hate the morning!!! :x


Sorry guys i am not in a good mood whole day. Nothing personal but work stress.

jamella
26-02-2003, 06:43 AM
hope you'd be able to sort things out before the day ends.
there's just one medicine i know for that one. and that is to *smile*


Cheers!

jamella
26-02-2003, 07:06 AM
When you feel that the world is against you, read this:


People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;

Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;

Be kind anyway.

If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies;

Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;

Be honest and frank anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;

Build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;

Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;

Do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;

Give the world the best you've got anyway

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway.

The Godfather
26-02-2003, 08:57 AM
:x What so great about the morning!!! I hate the morning!!! :x


Sorry guys i am not in a good mood whole day. Nothing personal but work stress.

You sound stressed...cummon...relax sometimes!!!!!!!!!!

TheSpecialBoy
26-02-2003, 09:04 AM
Good Morning...

Well for me is not morning anymore...He He he, I am a happy person that does not to be at office at 11.00 :D

kobe24
26-02-2003, 09:47 AM
Good Evening! Time for me to go. Have some beer. Nice. Brrp. Excuse me. :D

jamella
26-02-2003, 10:21 AM
dont forget to save some fingerfoods for me!!!

jamella
26-02-2003, 10:23 AM
dont forget to save some fingerfoods for me!!! :P

FOX HOUND
26-02-2003, 11:06 AM
another happy day at AAS 8)
and Edgedale i'm with in the (I hate the morning) thing :evil: